Crush Your Enemies
Crush Your Enemies
Description (IGDB)
Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians, gratuitous use of "bollocks," and more chest hair than you can handle.
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Description Steam (Français)
Retrouvez le plaisir intense des jeux de stratégie en temps réel. Mais cette fois, sans vous prendre la tête une heure pour gagner une petite escarmouche de rien du tout ! Plongez dans la bagarre et soyez tout de suite au top de vos sens stratégiques et tactiques pour étriper des centaines d’ennemis en quelques minutes ! Crush Your Enemies renoue avec tout ce qui a pu vous vous donner autant de plaisir : planification, choix d’unités, gestion des ressources, occupation de territoires ennemis, manœuvres tactiques sur le champ de bataille. L’essence du jeu de stratégie a été fidèlement respectée dans ce jeu intense et exigeant où vous allez vous éclater, que vous y jouiez quelques minutes à la fois ou plusieurs heures régulièrement.
Caractéristique de jeu
- Concentré de défis tactiques exigeants: les niveaux ont été conçus pour proposer une grande profondeur tactique sans vous obliger à pratiquer le jeu des heures durant
- Commandes super simples: malgré les nombreuses options tactiques, toute l’interface peut être commandée avec un seul bouton de souris
- Campagne solo épique: le jeu propose des heures de bonheur intense en solo
- Multijoueur multiplateformes: affrontez vos amis sur PC ou appareils mobiles. La bataille ne s’arrête jamais !
- Types d’unités variés: chaque type d’unités remplit un rôle bien spécifique sur le champ de bataille.
- Trésors de guerre: gérez et utilisez au mieux des objets spéciaux qui peuvent changer le cours d’une bataille
- Batailles délirantes contre les Boss: avez-vous déjà affronté un Escargot géant qui distribue des coups de tête ? Non ? Alors, qu’est-ce que vous attendez ?
- Histoire contenant des dialogues plutôt crus: assez pour que votre mère ne risque pas de confondre ce jeu avec un cours d’histoire médiévale !
- Violence, bière et grossièretés: tout le nécessaire, quoi…
Éditions et prix Steam
DLCs disponibles (1)
Avis des joueurs Steam
[i]Crush Your Enemies[/i] est un petit RTS sympathique et amusant dont le but sera ni plus ni moins d'écraser vos ennemis. L'histoire est optionnelle, nous sommes des barbares, les barbares ça écrase leurs ennemis, c'est l'esprit. On tentera bien de...
[h1]Barbare mais pas idiot ![/h1] Est-ce du barbarisme de dire que des titres nous permettant d'incarner des barbares pourraient nous barbariser ? Que nenni ! C'est notre histoire, notre passé qui forme nos branches génétiques ! Comment ? Vous n'ête...
J'ai eu ce jeu à 3.99€ et je trouve que j'ai payé trop cher pour ce que j'ai eu. C'est clairement un jeu pour portable ou tablettes, on trouve de bien meilleurs jeux sur ces devices pour beaucoup moins chers. Il était vanté comme un jeu de stratégi...
Crush Your Enemies est un jeu avec une histoire loufoque de stratégie en temps réel dans lequel vous incarnez une armée de barbares. Le jeu possède un mode histoire solo dans lequel on doit conquérir des terres ainsi qu'un mode multijoueur euh ......
Ce jeu est sympatique comme tout ! Du fun ! Un bon dessert à déguster ^^ Le petit coté sanglant donne un peu de vie lol Je le recommande pour passer de bon moment !
Mises à jour et Actualités
The Last Alchemist, a new title from Vile Monarch, is now available!
Hey y'all! We know you love Crush Your Enemies, so how about trying another title developed by Vile Monarch as well? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1536570/ Welcome to the wholesome science-fantasy world of The Last Alchemist, a third-person alchemy simulation game about the blazing pursuit of science and friendship. Embrace your weird and wonderful role as the world's last Alchemist! You will craft your workshop from the ground up, practice alchemy by solving puzzles, befriend and understand the Agari folk, and roam a vibrant world packed with brilliant resources to bring home and make use of. BTW, if The Last Alchemist is your kind of game, or you just want to stay in touch for other future updates from Vile Monarch, give us a follow on the platform of your choice! Discord Facebook Twitter
Special Weedcraft Inc Discount Available Now
Hello Fellow Skull Crushers! As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount. Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games: Block'Hood Oh Sir Oh Sir:The Hollywood Roast Crush Your Enemies Beat Cop Or if they own the movie Austin High on Steam! Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam. Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you Soon!
Weedcraft Inc Announced: A New Tycoon Game Explores Marijuana as Big Business.
Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant. http://store.steampowered.com/app/622720/ Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles. An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits. Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019. For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.
Avis des critiques et joueurs
Critiques de la Presse (Metacritic)
« Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility. »
« Crush Your Enemies offers a quicker take on the RTS genre that both hardcore and casual fans will be able to get wrapped up in. It may not be a game-changer, but if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get. »
« Excellent nimble strategy for one or two afternoons motivates players to complete the tasks repeatedly. Additionally, it can even make you laugh with its primitive barbarian humor. »
« Crush Your Enemies engaged me enough to while away a lazy Sunday afternoon. The missions are so short that it was easy to just keep clicking one more without paying any attention to the clock on my desk. »
« Crush Your Enemies hides a surprising strategical depth behind its crude humour. Whilst simple, it provides just enough challenge through the fast pacing to keep you engaged until everything in your path has been destroyed. »
« The puzzle-like missions of Crush Your Enemies are a lot of fun, as you race against the clock in a frantic rush to defeat the enemies, or simply grind with sheer weight of numbers. Ignoring the crass sense of humour and forgetable story, Crush Your Enemies does an admirable job of distilling the strategy genre down into a bitesized form. »
« All told, Crush Your Enemies is a great combination of depth and simplicity. Varied levels with unique challenges provide several hours of entertainment with a consistent, witty tone. Whether you prefer your games creatively bite-sized or just want to take a break from a game that’s been sucking up all your time, Crush Your Enemies is definitely worth a look. »
« Whether RTS stands here for "Retro Tactical Skirmishing" or "Relentless Tactile Savagery", Crush Your Enemies undoubtedly follows a bold approach to the (f)art of war. »
Avis des Joueurs (Metacritic)
« It's easy to learn, missions are short, but intense, dialogues between them are quite funny and original. Generally it's really good, but better to play it on a phone than on a PC. »
« Saw a twitch streamer playing it (he invested in the game) and it was certainly crazy! It had tons of adult jokes and the concept was pretty simple. I downloaded it just bc the games dialog was written well but I ended up liking all of it. These are the little gems u need to see to believe. Had he not played it I wouldn't have gotten to see it. P.S It's free on iPad but for $8 u get it ad free. You are rewarded an ad skip for a perfect level play which is cool! »